Total Medals Earned: 63 (From 11 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,445 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/340 points)
Medals Earned: 3/27 (20/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/270 points)
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 17/24 (655/1,000 points)
Medals Earned: 5/17 (125/525 points)
Medals Earned: 9/15 (60/325 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Medals Earned: 17/20 (300/500 points)
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Game completed
Collect 15 forks
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Break out the Sneaky Way
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Kill over 50 Gnomes
Complete the Tutorial Level
Kill a Gnome in one hit
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Fight the Boss in ACT I
Discover ancient Skull Statues
Complete Act I
Complete Act II
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Kill over 100 Gnomes
Complete Act III
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
Complete the Game!
Fight the Gnome King!
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Play a good concert at the garage!
Learn 1 cover!
Collect 10 stage items!
Play a perfect song during a concert!
Do a 100 notes streak!
Play a sold-out concert at the concert hall!
Learn 5 covers!
Play a sold-out concert at the bar!
Collect 25 stage items!
Play a good concert at the bar!
Play 2 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a sold-out concert at the garage!
Play a good concert at the theater!
Play a good concert at the concert hall!
Do a 250 notes streak!
Play a sold-out concert at the theater!
Learn 15 covers!
Collect 50 stage items!
Play 3 perfect songs during a concert!
Play a sold-out concert at the stadium!
Play a good concert at the stadium!
Do a 500 notes streak!
Learn 30 covers!
Collect 100 stage items!
Play a good concert at the park!
Play a sold-out concert at the park!
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Buy all the upgrades
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Submit your score.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
